
Got 99 problems? Make sure that coming up with a proverb for tonight's game isn't one!
100 Strange Old Proverbs is a finely crafted list of mostly historically accurate and verisimilitudinous proverbs collected by our semi-professional proverbialists. Perfect for colloquialisms and sayings, or maybe base a character around it. I don't know. Some of these are pretty silly, but hey, historically accurate, right? A good companion piece to 100 Euphemisms... if you know what I mean.
A sample of what you might find:
10. I’d rather my neck felt the yoke than the axe.
39. She’ll put a spider in your biscuit.
76. A cotton stalk too close to the weed will find the hoe gives it no heed.
This product is system and genre agnostic, so feel free to use it to use it to feed your fantasy PCs, to name your tanks in any number of popular war games set in the far future, to add some realism to your virtual reality simulator adventures, or just to spark your own imagination!
Price: $1.00